Plying from Nought to Nought
« If I was a poor black kid I’d use the free technology available to help me study. I’d become expert at Google Scholar. I’d visit study sites like SparkNotes and CliffsNotes to help me understand books. » 

If I were a rich white douchebag writing for Forbes, I would have read enough books already to have learned the English subjunctive. Chrissakes.
